1. Cows, 2. The Constitution, 3. The Ten Commandments... A great email I received from my mother-in-law & had to post!!

Think about this:

       1.  Cows

       2. The Constitution

       3. The Ten Commandments

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       COWS
I vote that we give all the illegal aliens a cow everytime  
they come across the border and here is why:

       Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..

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      THE CONSTITUTION

       They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore..

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      THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

       The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean come on people think about it ...
it creates a hostile work environment.

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