Taliban Minister of Migration warned that Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

This morning from a cave deep within Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the USA that if military actions continue, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.     

This would also include Motel 6 managers !                                       

If this action doesn't yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next . .   followed by Microsoft, Dell and AOL customer service reps.                   

 

If all else fails, they've even threatened to send us NO MORE candidates for President of the United States !                                              

 

Man . . . . looks like it's gonna get really  ugly.

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